I'm back in Asia but annoyingly I'm living in China which is a wasteland devoid of ladyboys and anything else that's fun.
So I had a look for some entertainment on AliExpress.com and came across these interesting silicone ladyboys.
Of course sex dolls are nothing new but technology is making them a whole lot more sophisticated than this:
Anyone had one of these? They're surprisingly fun, especially when you bust their ass and they spring a leak. At least they don't bitch and moan at you.
And neither do these amazing products.
First up is a full body ladyboy sex doll which you can find here on AliExpress. This one has head, arms, torsos and legs.
Apparently it has a penis as well, but it's censored on the photo from AliExpress.
The seller says the doll can come with 3 different penis sizes: 14cm, 19cm and 23cm. All are pretty huge. Which one would you prefer? Big or Mandingo sized?
Oh, and remember when you order which penis size you would like.
The doll also comes with an anal hole. The mouth also seems to open a little. It seems the doll can smoke, but not give good head.
This doll is awesome but it's also pretty expensive at $700. Well I guess it's probably cheaper than a round trip to Bangkok or Angeles City.
Also factor in some slutty clothing which you can buy online. AliExpress is pretty good for this stuff as well. I've ordered quite a lot from AliExpress and most stuff has arrived. Some has been junk but it's been balanced out by some stuff being way better than what you can buy from UK based stores. And it's always fun to order stuff and wait for it to arrive in the post.
This doll is pretty lifelike and sex would probably be better than with a genuine ladyboy. At least you won't have to put up with diva behaviour from her, unlike the genuine ones.
I once bought a ladyboy a drink in Bangkok's Soi Cowboy and she bitched and moaned the whole time. I should honestly have stayed at home with a doll. What rubbed it in was that my friend's ladyboy was really sweet and delightful - we should have swapped. Well at least my ladyboy resembled a biological woman in one regard.
If you can't stretch to $700 for a sex doll then the torso only ones are also fairly good. The latex/silicone is soft and quishy like a real human and it also feels warm against your own body.
There are a few different ones available on AliExpress. This one wins points for being called Diklove:
This one just has the busty top, cock and ass of a ladyboy. It's a pretty cut-down tgirl, but then it's a lot cheaper than the full doll one. These torso models retail for between $150 and $200. If you're choosing one then it's kind of hard to select the best retailer.
These dolls are pretty specialised and they don't sell as many of them compared to female ones. My tip is to see what feedback they've received from buyers of their other products. The good news is that suppliers on AliExpress are really good at giving you a full refund if the order doesn't arrive, or it does arrive and it's total rubbish.
One other possibility is to go for a doll that's a kind of post-op ladyboy. They're still Asian and could be the tgirl of your dreams. They're also a lot cheaper than the ladyboy models. This amazingly realistic doll retails for around $400. That's somewhat cheaper than what a disastrous relationship with a real female would cost...
Dating in China has been a total non event. I can see why across the water from us Japanese guys are MGTOW'ing and buying these beautiful creations in huge numbers.
While these aren't actually tgirl dolls and don't come with dicks, they are available in 3 breast sizes: flat chested, medium or large.
By the way before you order one of these make sure they're legal in your country. These should be legit. But last year in the UK a couple of people got busted for ordering kid size sex dolls.
Well if you live in a Western police state like the USA, USA or Australia then make sure whatever you're ordering isn't kid sized. But that's always a danger ordering stuff online:
Also bear in mind the full body ones are quite big and also pretty heavy. So many sure you have somewhere secure to stash them. I'm sure my landlady once visited my apartment unannounced and found my inflatable girlfriend. I guess it was kind of confirmation for her that I was the well rounded individual she thought I was.
Do guys actually like these dolls?
I couldn't find much feedback for the ladyboy models. But the Japanese style female sex dolls available on AliExpress have had some great feedback. Here are some examples of comments I could find:
- I absolutely adore it!
- Loved, and the quality is very good. Soon received.
- Excellent!
Would you buy one of these $700 silicone ladyboys? Do you think they're rather cool or just plain creepy? Leave comments below.
